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All creatures great and small…we want jokes for them all! Your joke could win you a copy of the NEW 2011 Animal Crack-Ups Page-A-Day Calendar!
Animal Crack-ups is good, clean fun for the whole family, and we need YOU to fill it with your best animal jokes! Each page of the calendar will feature an animal joke, along with an irresistible photo of that animal cracking up.
From elephants and tigers to bears and penguins, no creature is too obscure and no joke too corny. The only requirement is that the humor be family-friendly—and the more original the joke, the better! For inspiration check out these standard-bearers of silliness:
Kangaroo: I hate April!
Wallabee: Why?
Kangaroo: It rains so much, the kids have to play inside!
What happens when 50 rabbits hop backwards at the same time?
You get a receding hare line.
Post a comment below with your joke and email address for a chance to win! We’re looking for jokes that emcompass the entire animal kingdom, from monkeys and dogs to hippopotamuses and lizards—even the occasional llamas and hyenas—and everything in between. All we need are jokes to go with them! All submissions must be made by December 31, 2009. If we use your joke, you’ll get a free copy of the 2011 Animal Crack-Ups Page-A-Day calendar!
“There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.“ –Andre Gide
“The only thing that should surprise us is that
there are still some things that can surprise us.”
-Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The original, still the best in design, authorship, and production quality, Page-A-Day Calendars cover a spectrum of subjects, obsessions, and interests. This year’s irresistible titles range from perennial hits like 365 Cats, 365 Dogs, and 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said to three exciting additions to the lineup: Wonderword Word Search, Angels on Earth, and One-Minute Devotions. Scroll down to preview your favorite.
To view our full calendar selection for 2010, visit workman.com/calendars
“Learning is like rowing upstream: not to advance is to drop back.” -Chinese Proverb
We’ve got a sneak peek at the 2010 365 Cats and 365 Dogs Page-A-Day Calendars! Meet some of the furry, charming winners of the 2009 Cat and Dog Calendar Contests. Scroll through the first two weeks of 2010 for both calendars below.
August 26, 2009
Categories: Page-A-Day Cat and Dog photos“True interactivity is not about clicking on icons or downloading files, it’s about encouraging communication.”
-Edwin Schlossberg
“It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.”
-Charles H. Spurgeon
Free Online Samples- Hard Work Excerpt
- Quick and easy Halloween costumes from Generation T: Beyond Fashion!
- A Friend of the Family
- The Original Sudoku Page-A-Day Calendar 2010
- The Cake Mix Doctor Returns!
- How to Be an Everyday Philanthropist
- Rosh Hashanah Recipes from Cooking Jewish
- The Wine Lover's Page-A-Day Calendar 2010
- The Official 365 Sports Facts-A-Year Page-A-Day Calendar 2010
- One-Minute Devotions Page-A-Day Calendar 2010
- 1000 Recordings
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