Introduction
How to Know When to Go
Getting in Touch with Your Inner Coward
Cling-ons and Difficult-to-Dump Men: A Typology
The Kinder, Gentler Ditch
The Ditching Hour
Countdown to D-Day
Mail-Order Ditching and Other Processes of Elimination
Expiration Dates: Ideal Locations for Your Last Rendezvous
What Should I Wear?: Dressing for Ditching
We Have to Talk: Exits Lines
OK, OK, I Slept With Your Brother...But Can't We Still Be Friends?
Encore! Encore! Or, Sex With the Ex?
Spin Control: How to Position Yourself as the Bigger Person
The Aftershocks
How to Get Him Back When You Realize You've Made a Horrible Mistake
In Parting
Appendix: For Men Only
Worksheet