Thank God It's Monday!
CARPET GRAIN, POTTED GORSE, AND THE PLEASURES OF A BOARDROOM DOGLEG
Sanctioned by the O.O.G.A. (Official Office Golf Association), here is everything the employed golfer needs to transform hallways into fairways and water coolers into water hazards. Includes full instructions and rules, dozens of illustrations, punch-out holes, a historical time line, and strategies for not getting caught by non-playing managers. Because what you do for a living shouldn't get in the way of what you do to feel alive.
THE DOOR LOB
Shooting past the office of an unsympathetic executive takes confidence, and it should never be attempted on uncarpeted floors. If you don't think you can pull it off, either take your chances on going low or settle for a different route to the hole.
SPOTTING FELLOW OFFICE GOLFERS
The 26 tell-tale signs. Common hand signals used to convene a foursome. Take Our Putters to Work Day.
COURSE DESIGN & CONSTRUCTION
The teeing ground. Cubicle holes and CEO holes. The six foot rule.
TURF MANAGEMENT
Hardwood, marble, tile, linoleum, cut Berber, Saxony Plush, level-loop pile, and shag. Carpet grain and the art of vacuuming. How to make your own Stimpmeter.
EQUIPMENT & ACCESORIES
Couchies, fiscus woods, and the wall wedge. Club concealment. Swing oil.
FUNDAMENTALS
Putt or chip? Essential shots, including the sofa-cushion explosion and ceiling carom.
SPORTSMANSHIP & THE RULES
Searching for balls. Searching for players. Glass hazards, including fire alarm boxes. Dents, divots, dings, and scrapes.
Includes 9-HOLE OFFICE GOLF COURSE
Tee-time is now: Bound into the book are 9 color punch-out, reusable golf holes; an Official Office Golf Association membership card; a customized bag tag; and three O.O.G.A. scorecard templates.
