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Ross Petras

Ross Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with his sister, Kathryn Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn’tMatter Unless You’re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross lives with his family in Toronto.

Books by Ross Petras

"It Always Seems Impossible Until It's Done." - cover

"It Always Seems Impossible Until It's Done."
The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry - cover

The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry

"Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese" - cover

"Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese"
"Don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats" - cover

"Don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats"
"Dance First. Think Later" - cover

"Dance First. Think Later"
"Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day." - cover

"Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day."
The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time - cover

The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time
Change Happens - cover

Change Happens
"Being Weird Is a Wonderful Thing" - cover

"Being Weird Is a Wonderful Thing"
Stupidest Things Ever Said - cover

Stupidest Things Ever Said

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024 - cover

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024