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How to Die Alone

The Foolproof Guide to Not Helping Yourself

By Mo Welch

Meet Blair, viral Instagram sensation and antisocial icon, in this handbook to living your worst life, written and illustrated with laugh-out-loud wit by comedian Mo Welch.

For every brave soul who wants to just say no—no to meeting the gang for drinks, no to wishing a coworker happy birthday (unless there’s free cake involved), and no to dating of any kind—here comes Blair, the master of living life in sweatpants and talking only to her cat. With her dark but totally honest perspective, Blair will teach you how to become an antisocial hermit, fail at your boring job, sabotage your relationship, and always—always—give yourself permission to choose the couch over the gym. 
 

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How To Die Alone is such a wonderful, relatable book that I would share it with my friends if Blair hadn't convinced me to stop talking to all of them!
Megan Amram, producer of NBC's The Good Place

Do you wish you had more friends and an active, fulfilling social life? Then read Mo Welch's hilarious How to Die Alone and you'll stop wishing altogether. Buy this book and know peace.
Anthony Jeselnik, comedian and writer
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Number of pages
144
Publication date
April 16, 2019
ISBN
9781523508167